knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
Isabelle Fuhrman attends ‘The Wilderness of James’ Photo Op and Q&A during the 2014 SXSW Music, Film and Interactive Festival at AMC Theater at VCC on March 9, 2014 in Austin, Texas.
Isabelle Fuhrman picks up a double drink order at Starbucks in Los Angeles [3/7/2014].
I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs
i wish tumblr showed how many people viewed your post so you could work out how many users scrolled past your post without liking it and then find out where they live
you know that quiet girl in class?
yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr
last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again
nothing to lose. :))Let’s hope
Why not? :)
i got nothing to lose. (:
Last time i did this my wish came true.
Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss
im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…
it came true last time…so why not
hoping and praying…
my wish came true……………..this is creepy
why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those lame ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love
i automatically dislike anyone with my name because it feels like a competition and let’s be honest ur not winning that